Here on the 5th day of yapping on regarding one thing after another about me that my readers probably don't know [due to being awarded a Versatile Blogger by Sabrina at
CoffeeRocketFairyTale] I'm discovering that I like all this talking. You see, over the last few months, I had become a photoblog, and no guarantees that I won't go back to that - with little captions, small paragraph explanations - but it's refreshing to babble for a bit, to ramble.
Possibly because this is one of my 45-hour vs 55-hour weeks.
Whatever happens, here's thing five:
I'm fashion
able. As in, I possess the ability to assess, procure, and project fashion. I understand fashion concepts, I am educated in fashion history, designers and brands, my taste level is high but forgiving [as in, it allows for age and cultural influence, for the adoption of 'a look'], and -
most importantly - I can predict with 96% accuracy who the judges will pick as the winner of each runway challenge on
Project Runway [is it obvious I just caught up on this season this week? It is]. As far as an awful lot of fashion is concerned, I'm above average.
You would never know this by the way I dress. Which is why it's a thing, even though most people in the blogosphere have no idea how I dress [or care, but that's another matter].
See, it's not that I don't care about fashion [obviously], or am not willing to strive for it or suffer for it [I have over-extended bank accounts and callouses to prove this], that it's unattainable due to my body type [I
really can't get away with that excuse - but I will say it's harder to fit a 'model' body in real clothes than people realize. Boutiques and department stores don't sell for 5'11 size 2s, even if their designers make runway clothes for that type. In my experience, of course] or that it's unavailable [hello, Etsy vintage stores! Hello, Bluefly! Okay, I'll just shout out the whole internet ].
It's that no one will
see it.
It's out there, I feel better. But now I really do have to go clean the bathrooms. And go to the gym.
Three things converged this week to make me come to this realization: 1] I received a new
Anthro catalog 2] I went a-thrifting and scored big-time and 3] I discovered
Kendi Everyday, a blog that I think everyone else already knows about, but is great anyway. Her problem was living in a small town where no one really appreciated her fabulosity-filled outfits, so she started a daily blog.
My problem is not the town part [Sarasota even has it's own fashion week! Actually, here's a bonus thing - I'm modeling in it next month. Oy.] but that we don't go anywhere in said town. I was doing Saturday in Sarasota for awhile, but now I work Saturdays. I have to be in bed by 9pm on my days off to get up at 4am the next day. We go to Walmart for groceries. We go to the gym. We're down to dinner once a month [which, lemme tell ya, I
gear up for]. So if you were to spy my on the street on a typical day, it would be in the clothes I was cleaning the bathrooms in earlier, or my work uniform.
One would never know, from this blog or from a peek at daily me, that I am
able to 'do fashion'.
"I, world, am fashion
able."
But now I really do have to clean the bathrooms. And go to the gym. After which, we're making a quick stop at the Publix for groceries. I'll just wear this post's URL as a sign around my neck.