I was going to call this post "cracking up" [because I'm soooooo original] but 'crack-tastic' is actually more fitting. A college friend used to say it whenever crazy things were coming her way, one on top of another - "Another presentation? Crack-tastic, I'm on it!" - so even if it sounds pretty, um, juvenile you'll just have to trust me:
That is a cup with a pretty serious hairline fracture sitting next to my looooong to-do list. You see, my parents are coming down from the Northern Reaches Of The U.S. tomorrow. And staying with us for four nights. And arriving at the house while I'm at work.
So everything has to be all guest-ready [fridge stcoked, beds washed, floors done, puppy bathed, everything dusted, laundry put away, gift bags made and placed just so, etc etc etc] by tonight, because I am so not capable of doing it when I get up at 4AM tomorrow.
Friends, I am tired. So when that pretty serious hairline fracture turned into a pretty serious leak, it was all I could do not to scream at the spreading stain "crack-TASTIC!!!"